Barakil Quotes & Sayings

Why is it that we honor the Great Thieves of Whitehall, for Acts that in Whitechapel would merit hanging? Why admire one sort of Thief, and despise the other? I suggest, 'tis because of the Scale of the Crime.
What we of the Mobility love to watch, is any of the Great Motrices, Greed, Lust, Revenge, taken out of all measure, brought quite past the scale of the ev'ryday world, approaching what we always knew were the true Dimensions of Desire. Let Antony lose the world for Cleopatra, to be sure,
not Dick his Day's Wages, at the Tavern. — Thomas Pynchon

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. — Cathy Guisewite

Here you found a homeless guy wearing a decade's patina of grime and sweat, in for trying to beat up a dumpster (and losing); a street performer coated from head to toe in metallic spray paint, caught trying to fondle a nine-year old; two Elvis impersonators of the pudgy era, apprehended in the midst of a fistfight over who was the real deal (tidbit: one of them was); and a gaggle of drunks in a holding cell, all in varying stages of undress - one of whom wore only a traffic pylon on his head. — Daniel Younger

I play piano (bit of guitar) and I sing and I love to jam and harmonize with other musical people. — Jade Hassoune

I think' she said, choosing her words with care, ; that any good impulse can be twisted into something evil. — Cassandra Clare

If God had wanted us to spend all our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have created beer. This is not to say that I am recommending that you totally ignore your responsibilities as a homeowner and just sit around all day with a can of beer in your hand. No indeed, I have long been a believer in purchasing bottled beer, and pouring it into a chilled glass. — Dave Barry

The pride of man hopes but to blame God for the evils of the world, and to praise himself for the good. — Criss Jami

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again. — Paris Hilton

My head governs my actions, but my heart is leader of the opposition. — Shelley Michaels

Wise travelers always stop short before they come to danger. — Laozi

TV in the middle of my steering wheel. — Ludacris

Relax," Chiron told me. "Keep a clear head. And remember, you may be about to prevent the biggest war in human history."
"Relax," I said. "I'm very relaxed. — Rick Riordan

Begin - to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished. — Marcus Aurelius