Barafunda Quotes & Sayings

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. — Ellen DeGeneres

I trust no one, and only rarely myself. I struggle most mornings, afternoons, and evenings with what is right an what is wrong. I do not understand if I am being punished for something I have done wrong, something I don't remember, or if this happens to everyone, and I am just too stupid to understand it. — Jennifer Lynch

Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like. — Woodrow Wilson

I open my scuttle at night and see the far-sprinkled systems, All all I see multiplied as high as I can cipher edge but the rim of the farther systems. Wider and wider they spread, expanding, always expanding, Outward and outward and forever outward. — Walt Whitman

Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole/ And casting out myself, become a soul. — Richard Wilbur

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning. — Neal Shusterman

He makes a solitude, and calls it - peace! — Lord Byron

A woman who is not ready to have a baby making it work is not a happy ending to me. It's a personal nightmare. — Jenny Slate