Bank Holiday Funny Quotes & Sayings

The warmth and sun-drenched days of late summer, had been replaced by the cold, darkness of November, where the crisp chill served as a precursor to a winter that would long overstay its welcome once the holidays had past. — Matt Micros

There have been many poets who have lived at the fifth center of creativity and never gone ahead - many painters, many dancers, many singers who created great art, but never moved to the third eye. And there have been mystics who have remained with the third eye, knowing their own inner beauty; it is so fulfilling that they thought they had arrived. Somebody is needed to tell you that there is still something more ahead; otherwise, in your ignorance, what you will do is almost unpredictable. — Rajneesh

Sometimes a butterfly flaps its wings and the weather turns out fine. — Johnny Rich

If I can in any way contribute to the Diversion or Improvement of the Country in which I live, I shall leave it, when I am summoned out of it, with the secret Satisfaction of thinking that I have not lived in vain. — Joseph Addison

I had a chance to go on the Supreme Court of the United States, and my whole family was more disappointed in my deciding not to do that than in my deciding not to run for president - much more. — Mario Cuomo

Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions. — Sherman Alexie

So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor ... I would say ... let the boobies hit the floor! — Chris Jericho

We were having a class on civics, talking about what makes America a great country. I said I thought one important reason is that we've all come from different places in the world and that we learn from one another. — Ruth Reichl

The most diplomatic statement you can use for the person you hate:
If I would have water, and you would be on fire, ...
I would drink IT. — Tuba Javed

Maybe after all it's a good thing to tell people about their meanness and give them a stirring up once in a while. — Gene Stratton-Porter

He who best knows the world will love it least. — Honore De Balzac