Banana Guard Quotes & Sayings

We are so lonely because we don't have enough friends and relatives. Human beings are supposed to live in stable, like-minded, extended families of fifty people or more. — Kurt Vonnegut

Life always involves some logic in its manifestations, and logic, as a rule, excludes the versatility of life from its considerations. — Raheel Farooq

A barrier for me - which has been both a strength and a weakness - has been my taste. The kind of things I'm interested in aren't always mainstream. — Randa Haines

You can have whatever you want, as long as you don't need it. — Joe Vitale

Being infinitely patient means having an absolute knowing that you're in vibrational harmony with the all-creating force that intended you here. You know that everything will happen at just the right time, at just the right place, with just the right people. — Wayne Dyer

This then: to photograph a rock, have it look like a rock, but be more than a rock. — Edward Weston

The road to success is through commitment. — Will Smith

Health is certainly more valuable than money, because it is by health that money is procured. — Samuel Johnson

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email. — Craig Ferguson

Bravery isn't what you do so much as how you look back at what you did. — Tim Sandlin

This vulgar grace is indiscriminate compassion. It works without asking anything of us. It's not cheap. It's free, and as such will always be a banana peel for the Orthodox foot and a fairy tale for the grown-up sensibility. Grace is sufficient even though we huff and puff with all our might to try to find something or someone it cannot cover. Grace is enough. He is enough. Jesus is enough.
John, the disciple Jesus loved, ended his first letter with this line: "Children, be on your guard against false gods." In other words, steer clear of any God you can comprehend. Abba will's love cannot be comprehended. I'll say it again: Abba's love cannot be comprehended. — Brennan Manning

Of course, it was Iris who'd actually exposed the traitor. He could tell Lulu, but Iris was just a young hothead with no sense for politics. She wasn't suited for Quentin's position; really, he was doing her a favor, saving her from future embarrassment when she couldn't handle the responsibility. And if defeating Quentin had been his test, surely this was his reward. He could always award Iris an extra banana allowance once he was officially made chancellor - he wasn't heartless. Hex bowed politely. "Your Majesty, I'm honored. I'll certainly consider your offer." She nodded and tossed the banana peel over her shoulder; a guard hurried forward to catch it. "Now," she said, "I must attend to my people." With that, she swept out the door, a scatter of rhinestones sparkling in her wake and the guard trailing behind her. — Danielle Paige

She's too personal - considering that she expects other people not to be. She walks in without knocking at the door."
"Yes," Isabel admitted, "she doesn't sufficiently recognize the existence of knockers; and indeed I'm not sure that she doesn't think them rather a pretentious ornament. She thinks one's door should stand ajar. — Henry James

Every generation thinks that they invented sex. — Andy Grove

I have always dislike people who live by the motto "It's my way or the highway" We live in a free nation called America and not some freaking dictatorship! — Timothy Pina