Bam Bam Funkhouser Quotes & Sayings

We only learn to behave ourselves in the presence of God. — C.S. Lewis

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000. — Chris Rock

Actions speak louder than words, in fact. When we don't take action, we foster the mistaken reality of our old identity. — Eric Samuel Timm

Way has never opened in front of me ... but a lot of way has closed behind me, and that has had the same guiding effect. — Parker J. Palmer

Do me a favor. Go to the mirror, look at yourself, and then tell me if I should value your opinions. Your pants are still open by the way. — Kenya Wright

If the white man wants to live in peace with the Indian he can live in peace. — Chief Joseph

More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason. — George Carlin

I've been worrying about God a little bit lately ... It seems like he's been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he's been getting. — Salman Rushdie

The important thing is this Just because I'm doing well doesn't mean that they're going to do well if they get HIV. A lot of people have died since I have announced. This disease is not going anywhere. — Magic Johnson