Ballocks Define Quotes & Sayings

The book, and its offspring the periodical, which hold more knowledge than one human memory can retain, have long served as extensions to human memories. — Frederick G. Kilgour

It's not me, it's not true, it's not me, I'm far. — Samuel Beckett

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. — Greg Gutfeld

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan

It is not all of life to live, nor yet all of death to die. For life and death are one, and only those who will consider the experience as one may come to understand or comprehend what peace indeed means. — Edgar Cayce

Olduvai Gorge gives us one of the most remarkable stories of the past-the last chapter of the Earth's history, starting at the present day, right away back 2 million years. — Louis Leakey

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue. — Lexa Doig

When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier. — Sheryl Sandberg

Every time General David Petraeus appeared before a congressional committee, whether to testify about Iraq or Afghanistan or to be confirmed as CIA director, the hearings were largely a waste of time. Members of Congress burned through large segments of their time-limited question periods by tossing verbal kisses to the witness and going on about what a patriot Petraeus was. There was little time to ask serious questions about the strategy of our trillion-dollar military engagement in the Muslim world and to explore alternatives. The fawning of military cheerleaders such as Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham reached such extravagant lengths as would have made Caesar blush. — Mike Lofgren

You can't stand around and wait to be asked to dance. — Amy Poehler