Ballardians Quotes & Sayings

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

The stubborn stops when finding a mistake, the wise man will not stop until finding the true. — Samael Aun Weor

Certain truths in life can only be seen with eyes cleansed by tears. — Pope Francis

I've read plenty of J.G. Ballard, but I'm not really a Ballardian. I've met Ballardians, and I know when I can't compete. I like Ballard in his relatively unchallenging apocalyptic mode: 'Vermilion Sands,' 'The Drowned World,' 'The Burning World,' 'The Crystal World.' — Lev Grossman

If your life is not an adventure then you are not truly alive. — Toni Sorenson

I don't do anything by myself. I have a whole crew to get me ready every day. — Iman

The first case of mad cow disease since 2006 was discovered right here in the United States. The good news, since the cow is in California, instead of putting the cow down, they are going to enroll him in anger management classes. — Jay Leno