Balladares Paintings Quotes & Sayings

The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook
and isn't. — Evan Esar

Most writers do similar things in their minds. It's how the mind works, basically. — Raymond Pettibon

I remember turning 'The Sopranos' on once and within two minutes nearly throwing a brick through the screen. — Camille Paglia

I think metal and horror definitely go hand in hand. Even when you go to a horror convention and meet the fans, nine out of 10 times if they're not wearing some sort of horror shirt, they're wearing a shirt with a metal band on it. — Adam Green

My new friend," she said. "I met him at the farmers' market."
Friend? Now there was some code. Suddenly, I realized why Patricia [his grandma] had sex on her mind, and then, just as suddenly, I had this whole new batch of unwanted images and thoughts.
"So what do you think, hon? Saturday night, maybe?" Patricia asked my back.
I leaned farther into the refrigerator. "Uhhh..." Milk, orange juice, pickles, mustard, canola oil, cream cheese, my grandmother having sex, please God, make it stop--
Hon? — Lisa Papademetriou

Although most of us realize what we control and do not control, we live as though we do not really know, and in some cases we spend years focusing on things we cannot control. — Darren Johnson

Cigarettes, cigarettes were much tougher. Booze was tough And I had a real drinking problem before as we discovered in the hospital really, but the cigarettes are much tougher and to tell you the truth. — Joe Eszterhas

I'm going to always rise above the doubt that may exist about me. — T.I.