Ball So Hard Funny Quotes & Sayings

The more serious the situation, the funnier the comedy can be. The greatest comedy plays against the greatest tragedy. Comedy is a red rubber ball and if you throw it against a soft, funny wall, it will not come back. But if you throw it against the hard wall of ultimate reality, it will bounce back and be very lively. Very, very few people understand this. — Mel Brooks

More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can't stop. — Chuck Palahniuk

I have advocated postal reform for many years. The parliament said it was an absurd argument. The people have said it was the right thing, — Junichiro Koizumi

Painting is as close as a person can get to actually capturing the heat of the moment. — Sylvester Stallone

Your devotion is nothing more than cowardice. You would not be here if you had anywhere else to go. — J.K. Rowling

Love does not ask many questions, because with thinking comes fear. This might be the fear of being scorned, of being rejected, or of breaking the spell. However ridiculous this may seem, that is how it is. This is why one does not ask, one acts. — Paulo Coelho

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality. — Desmond Tutu

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. — Mark Batterson

Everything sacred is a tie, a fetter. — Max Stirner

Fulfilling your vision for the best year of your life requires thought and introspection. It is not much different than planning an awesome vacation. It takes time, discussion, planning, decision making, and an array of other skills. — Debbie Ford

No one says anything. We've hit into one of those weird silences that happen when someone drops something too real into the middle of a conversation that should just have been about drinking and patting ourselves on the back. — Richard Kadrey

I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. — Eddie Bane