Ball Handler Funny Quotes & Sayings

You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? I'm making more money. — Billy Joel

Should we try to account for all the gifts of life there would be no time for distress and uneasiness. — Bryant McGill

You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born, she is God's precious child, given to you as a gift. — Sandra Dallas

It takes a certain kind of dog to willingly demote himself from alpha dog, and that dog was Carl. Holloway would have to speak to him about it, for what little good it would do, Carl being a dog and all. — John Scalzi

To be, contents his natural desire,
He asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire;
But thinks, admitted to that equal sky,
His faithful dog shall bear him company.
Go wiser thou! and in thy scale of sense
Weigh thy opinion against Providence. — Alexander Pope

Genevieve has a secret admirer waiting for her outside reported Annabelle.
We think he's a prince Grace added.
Or maybe a cutthroat finished Charlotte. — Karyn Monk

To those who seek to protect their ego true Peace brings only disturbance. — Anthony De Mello

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something. — Andy Warhol

You can break my heart. You can scoop it right out from inside of my chest with a dull, rusty spoon and, even then, I wouldn't be able to stop wanting you. — Jessie Lane

Revealed religion has no weight with me. — Benjamin Franklin

You don't know me. I'm not good enough for you. I'm not what you think."
He chuckled. "Isn't that usually what the guy tells the girl?"
"I guess," I said, sucking in my cheeks and clicking my heels together. "But in this case, it's true. — Tania Penn

I am not that creative. And therefore you must be real. — Rick Moody

One of the biggest obstacles in the way of people coming to Christianity is that they think they know about it already. — Timothy Keller

being meek and silent prevents social violence. The message is, "I am not challenging you, I will do nothing bad, you do whatever you want and I will stay out of your way." This is exactly what a predator is looking — Rory Miller

He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better. — Chelsea Handler