Baliw Funny Quotes & Sayings

God is always near His people, but their sinful behavior may cause His presence to be grievous. — Max Anders

I love the immediacy of an audience being there and reacting. I'm spoiled, having grown up in theater. — Barrett Foa

He would gain cheerfulness, and she would learn to be an enthusiast for Scott and Lord Byron; nay, that was probably learnt already; of course they had fallen in love over poetry. — Jane Austen

All I have are the people. — Bill Bradley

How we spend our days is how we spend our lives, and it's the rare person who can walk away from what feels like a sure thing. — Wes Moore

Was drug induced happy still happy? Was it the right kind of happy? Did it count? — Terri Cheney

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad. — Ron Funches

When a problem arises, don't fight with it or try to deny it. Accept and acknowledge it. Be patient in seeking a solution or opening, and then fully commit yourself to the resolution you think advisable. — Joe Hyams

It is shocking, but true, that in today's America, "Justice" is a purchasable commodity. — Phillip B. Davidson

We may be rats in a maze as far as the Obama administration is concerned, but in Texas, we are rats with a firm knowledge of just where the button is and how to push it. It helps us put up with all the nonsense and it would do the folks in Washington well to remember that. - Tom King ("Why the Secession Talk in Texas") — Tom King

The lesson from behavioral economics is that people only save if it's automatic. — Richard Thaler

The idea that the bumps or depressions on a man's head indicate the presence or absence of certain moral characteristics in his mental equipment is one of the absurdities developed from studies in this field that has long since been discarded by science. The ideas of the phrenologist Gall, however ridiculous they may now seem in the light of a century's progress, were nevertheless destined to become metamorphosed into the modern principles of cerebral localization. — Edward Anthony Spitzka

There's fifty bands doing my riffs for ever and ever. — Santiago Durango

All renewables, much as I love them, are diffuse. They all have a small power per unit area, and we have to live with that fact. — David J. C. MacKay

We come to the end of suffering, through suffering. — T. Scott McLeod