Balionis Hit Quotes & Sayings

Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. — Stephen King

I'm interested in the moment when two objects collide and generate a third. The third object is where the interesting work is. — Bruce Mau

You don't look half as crazy as I thought you'd look ... Olivia said something about a redheaded gargoyle with fangs — Tarryn Fisher

I urge you to engrave this on the template of your memories: there are thousands of diseases in this world, but Medical Science only has an empirical cure for twenty-six of them. The rest is ... guesswork. — Erich Segal

Most of us will have no idea where we are going most of the time. And I know that is unsettling.
But circumstantial uncertainty also goes by another name: Adventure. — Mark Batterson

As any parent can tell you, it's better to keep your mouth shut and your eyes open when you go looking for kids who are being unreasonably quiet. They're probably doing something they don't want you to see, and if they hear you coming, they'll hide the evidence. I — Elizabeth Bear

Because I realized during the past few days that I can't leave doubt in anyone's mind about to whom you belong. Especially not yours. — Lisa Kleypas

Everybody says 'Good Morning' in Harlem because it's true! And that's lovely. — Marcia Gay Harden

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. — Steven Moffat

Check your ego at the door and check your gut instead. Every right decision I have ever made has come from my gut. Every wrong decision I've made was the result of me not listening to the greater voice of myself — Oprah Winfrey

The Master created humans first as the lowest type, most easily formed. Gradually, he replaced them by robots, the next higher step, and finally he created me, to take the place of the last humans. — Isaac Asimov

Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you. — Bob Ross

I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow. — Dane Cook

You know, I always think of myself as sort of ready for every criticism. — Lena Dunham

But nobody else ever romped with White Fang. He did not permit it. He stood on his dignity, and when they attempted it, his warning snarl and bristling mane were anything but playful. That he allowed the master these liberties was no reason that he should be a common dog, loving here and loving there, everybody's property for a romp and good time. He loved with single heart and refused to cheapen himself or his love. — Jack London