Balewski Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Everyone wants to change humanity, but no one is willing to change themselves. — Leo Tolstoy

No fucking popcorn? No Junior Mints? — Aaron B. Powell

It's just empty boxers. Empty. It's not like there's a penis hiding in them. — Cassie Mae

The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, which hurts and is desired. — William Shakespeare

It was as if some people believed there was a divide between the books that you were permitted to enjoy and the books that were good for you, and I was expected to choose sides. We were all expected to choose sides. And I didn't believe it, and I still don't.
I was, and still am, on the side of books you love. — Neil Gaiman

It seemed as if I were born to bring sorrow on all who befriended me, and that was the bitterest drop in the bitter cup of my life. — Harriet Jacobs