Balenele Quotes & Sayings

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. — George Carlin

Pray because you have a Father, not because it quietens you, and give Him time to answer. — Oswald Chambers

Life is full of its disappointments, and I suppose the art of being happy is to disguise them as illusions. — Hector Hugh Munro

It is unnatural for a Christian not to have an appetite for the impossible. — Bill Johnson

Have a whirlwind romance, a happily ever after, and have no more worries for the rest of your days. — Marissa Meyer

The eyes, like sentinels, hold the highest place in the body.
[Lat., Oculi, tanquam, speculatores, altissimum locum obtinent.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero

As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with low-lifes. They were the sort who'd pick your pocket and then say 'Here you are lad, here's tuppence, get yourself some chips'. I was a good rugby player, a good runner, so I fitted in at Cambridge quite easily. — Sid Waddell

We're cautious. We'd rather exceed expectations than miss but I think it's going to be a continued difficult economy. Apple is trying a different way to navigate out of this, we're trying to innovate. — Steve Jobs

Promise to think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best from yourself and others. — John Wooden

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in
The mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man ... — Tom Lehrer

Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair. — Criss Jami