Baldly Unscramble Quotes & Sayings

It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove. — Nick Wilgus

Sometimes sleep gets to be a serious and complete thing. You stop going to sleep in order that you may be able to get up, but get up in order that you may be able to go back to sleep. — Robert Penn Warren

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. — Elisha Cuthbert

This fork in the road happens over a hundred times a day, and it's the choices that you make that will determine the shape of your life. — Liz Murray

Luckily, I didn't get too beaten up before someone gave me a shot, but there were times when I was living on friends' couches and eating five-dollar subs from Subway almost every meal. — Robbie Amell