Balatchi Quotes & Sayings

Drive over a few of the little brats. That'll scare them off."
"I ... I don't think I can do that, sir ... I just don't think we're capable of going that fast, sir. — Derek Landy

If you stopped playing notes, Music would still exist. — Victor Wooten

When 'American Pie' happened, I was so lucky to get that opportunity and I just tried to do a good job in that genre. But the films that inspired me as a kid were, like, Malcolm McDowall in 'A Clockwork Orange.' He was my hero. — Seann William Scott

Too oft is a smile
But the hypocrite's wile,
To mask detestation or fear;
Give me a soft sigh,
Whilst the soultelling eye
Is dimm'd, for a time, with a Tear — George Gordon Byron

You could do this every day for the next ten years and you still would not have killed as many things as I have. — Mark Tufo

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? — Jo Brand

Of course. If you're not afraid of kissing someone, they're not worth kissing. — Mimi Strong

Humility is as good for the soul as it is for the memory — Patricia C. Wrede

The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years. — Greg Gutfeld

We do not seem to be finding tomorrow's Toscas. — James Levine

A man's ethnic identity has more to do with a personal awareness than with geography. — William, Saroyan