Balancing Asana Quotes & Sayings

Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said.
"Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords.
"Don Juan Wannabe," Derek explained. "See I shortened it. If you still don't get it, I'll write it down for you after the fight."
"You've maxed out your wit quota for the night," Ascanio said.
"I'm just getting started."
"Be careful, you might sprain something in your brain. — Ilona Andrews

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. — W.C. Fields

The threat to truth for Christians comes not from the difficulty of developing an unproblematic correspondence theory of truth, but rather from the lies that speak us disguised as truth.[37] Those are the lies Bonhoeffer rightly feared made possible the rise of Hitler, and the ongoing lies necessary to sustain Hitler in power. The failure of the church to oppose Hitler was but the outcome of the failure of Christians to speak the truth to one another and to the world. 3. — Stanley Hauerwas

Probably the most extreme form of inequality is between people who are alive and people who are dead. — Peter Thiel

When God saw that people, instead of turning to God, were turning to the medicine cabinet, God made himself available in the medicine cabinet. — Zalman Schachter-Shalomi

If there is meaning in life at all, then there must be meaning in suffering. — Viktor E. Frankl

We have a good team, and I think we'll have a good season this year. — Chan Ho Park

Nicaragua sounded dangerous; she liked the word. Nicaragua! It sounded like some kind of spider. There it goes, under the table - Nicaragua! — Dave Eggers

I wish I had never taken naked pictures of myself on a phone to send to a girl. It's the worst thing ever. — Pete Wentz