Bajana Patalu Quotes & Sayings

I'm quite a confident person in many ways, but there's only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques. For the record, she was a comedy goddess, but she was 25 stone. I hope I'm right in saying I'm not in any way nearly 25 stone. — Miranda Hart

If I hadn't trained Lula Ann properly she wouldn't have known to always cross the street and avoid white boys. — Toni Morrison

I only cut carbs when I'm using a pizza cutter. — Julie Johnson

LORD, the God of Israel, o enthroned above the cherubim, p you are the God, you alone, of all the kingdoms of the earth; you have made heaven and earth. — Anonymous

All religions are true but none are literal. — Joseph Campbell

I am strongly of the opinion that chronology is very important. The great arc of time is what children are wired for. — Simon Schama

How many million more souls are to pass into eternity without having heard the name of Jesus? — Lottie Moon

He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better. — Chelsea Handler