Bahareh Salon Quotes & Sayings

Law is enforced the way the law is written; it's not about true justice, it's about interpretation of the law and who has the best lawyer. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Please don't throw me in dat briar patch! — Joel Chandler Harris

The Great Commission is not an option to be considered; it is a command to be obeyed. — James Hudson Taylor

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. — Ryan Stiles

IT is the business's competitive differentiator to customer acquisition and retention. — Pearl Zhu

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do — Arthur Schopenhauer

When we'd started working together, I'd assumed it would be a question of putting up with Pritkin; then suddenly the stupid hair was making me smile, and the sporadic heroics were making my heart jump and the constant bitching had me wanting to kiss him quiet. — Karen Chance

I was born in Australia and am proud of my Australian provenance, but I am now an American. Like so many naturalized citizens, I felt that I was an American before I formally became one. — Rupert Murdoch

I do hunt, and I do fish, and I don't apologize to anybody for hunting and fishing. — Norman Schwarzkopf

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. — Marilyn Monroe

First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms. — Zach Braff