Bahamonde Joseph Quotes & Sayings

That gin-soaked little Nazi from the Gazette got pissed off when you didn't doff your hat for the national anthem," Burgin explained. "He kept bitching about you to the guy in charge of the press box, then he got that asshole who works for him all cranked up and they started talking about having you arrested." "Jesus creeping shit," I muttered. "Now I know why I got out of sportswriting. — Hunter S. Thompson

That cat doesn't have a lick of sense,' I said, sighing.
Well, honey, he's not right in the head,' Dad said, flipping his cigarette into the front yard.
I glared at him. 'And just what do you mean by that?'
Dad counted on his fingers. 'He's cross-eyed; he jumps out of trees after birds and then doesn't land on his feet; he sleeps with his head smashed up against the wall, and the tip of his tail is crooked.'
Oh yeah? Well, how about this: he once got locked in a basement by evil Petey Scroggs in the middle of January and survived on snow and little frozen mice. When I'm cold at night he sleeps right on my face. Of that whole litter of kittens he came out of he's the only one left. One of his brothers didn't even have a butthole.'
I stand corrected. PeeDink is a survivor. — Haven Kimmel

One of the rewards of success is freedom, the ability to do whatever you like. — Sting

With every single fiber of her soul, she wanted to be With every single fiber of her soul, she wanted to be — RaeAnne Thayne

War had taken hold of them and would never let them go. They would never really belong to their homes again. The war was over ... but the armies were still in being. — Ernst Von Salomon

There are very few men-and they are the exceptions-who are able to think and feel beyond the present moment — Carl Von Clausewitz

As for acting, I took drama lessons when I was in high school. — Megan Gallagher

I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt the tooth fairy and don't leave any tooth money for the rest of us. Or we can make out some more. I'm planning on moaning, 'oh, Salty! You bad sea demon!' next time. Just so you're prepared."
Kat grins. "Who says we can't do both?"
"I knew I loved you." I lean in and kiss her. And then a shark swims by and I shake my fist at it and ask it where all my quarters are. — Chelsea M. Campbell

The first rule of translation: make sure you know at least one of the bloody languages! — Faiz Ahmad Faiz

They say an actor is only as good as his parts. Well, my parts have done me pretty well, darling. — Barbara Windsor