Bagosphere Quotes & Sayings

When this is over," she said, tucking the watch into a fold of her cloak. "I want to be the one to slit his throat. — V.E Schwab

I can only see my limitations. That's just who I am. — Alan Rickman

In life every effort is marked down at the end as a win or a loss. — Edward Bennett Williams

I can do a score of things that can't be done.
I can find a thing I can't see, and I see a thing I can't find.
The first is time, and the second is a spot before my eyes.
I can feel a thing I cannot touch, and I touch a thing I cannot feel.
The first is sad and sorry, and the second is your heart.
What would you do without me? Say "nothing". — James Thurber

I like playing roulette, I like dice. I grew up with gamblers. — Chazz Palminteri

Everything I pick up seems to lure me away. Everything I do in my daily life begins to feel like striking wet matches. The need to travel is a mysterious force. A desire to 'go' runs through me equally with an intense desire to 'stay' at home. An equal and opposite thermodynamic principle. When I travel, I think of home and what it means. At home I'm dreaming of catching trains at night in the gray light of Old Europe, or pushing open shutters to see Florence awaken. The balance just slightly tips in the direction of the airport. — Frances Mayes

She forgot the three F's," Julia whispered to Sara Moulton: "Feed 'em, fuck 'em, and flatter 'em. — Noel Riley Fitch

I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about. — Bo Burnham

The Scriptures were written, not to make us astronomers, but to make us saints. — Matthew Henry

I've flown halfway around the world to kiss a girl. I jumped on a plane and flew to Australia. — Geoff Stults

Duke's football."
"You talked to Duke?"
"Not really, but his football and I seemed to hit it off. — Kasie West

Hang on, Pa, don't reach for yer shotgun just yet," I said, grinning over the protective streak I found funny, when there wasn't actually anything to shelterme from. "We were just circlin' the wagons, not having an orgy."
My dad suddenly looked like he might be sick. "Please don't ever say that word again."
"Wagons? — Rachel Vincent

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help. — Jon Jones