Bagland Quotes & Sayings

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. — Louis C.K.

She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater. — Hedda Hopper

I don't exercise - that's something I struggle with. — Debra Messing

Melancholy can be seductive when it's twined with self-pity. — Dean Koontz

In Argentina, urban poverty plummeted from 54.7 percent in 2003 to 6.5 percent in 2011, according to government data collected by the U.N. — Naomi Klein

The sweetest things become the most bitter by excess. — Democritus

The sign and credentials of the poet are that he announces that which no man foretold — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm going to say this - to the people in Seattle, to all the people in Seattle that trust me, that believe in me - I'm going to say this: I'm not going to disappoint anybody. — Felix Hernandez

Minutes pass, and between the minutes, June is slashing out the possibilities. She is narrowing her sister's life down to its essentials. The first to go is the vet's office where May might have worked, which is a loss, but the next to go is the mansion that May has been inside of in her dreams, a terrible, vast, cold place where the pictures are old and of other families. And so it is a relief to see it go, slashed out, burned to the ground with the hot friction of June's pencil. Then there is the loss of all possible sons, which is a tremendous relief, and then the crossing out of husbands, one by one, save one. — Emily Ruskovich

Look! I have here a number of white pebbles. I let them soak in the shade, then hold them in the hollow of my hand and wait until their soothing coolness is exhausted. Then I begin once more, changing the pebbles and putting back those that have lost their coolness to soak in the shade again ... Time passes and the evening comes on ... Take me away; I cannot move of myself. Something in my will is broken. — Andre Gide

The digital explosion has been so explosive. — Tina Brown

Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first. — Jen Kirkman

Your intentions are your nonphysical causes that set energy into motion. They create a multitude of effects and, therefore, determine the experiences of your life. This is one of the most important things that you can know. It is also something that you can see for yourself is true. — Gary Zukav

I'm gonna live today like this is my last day.. — Avril Lavigne

I am a creationist and an evolutionist. Evolution is God's, or Nature's method of creation. Creation is not an event that happened in 4004 BC; it is a process that began some 10 billion years ago and is still under way. — Theodosius Dobzhansky