Baggeth Quotes & Sayings

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. — Woody Allen

By my makeup and temperament I wasn't really prey to physical desires. Everything happened in my head. — Anne Desclos

What is said behind my back is said to my ass. — Georges Clemenceau

Ill husbandry braggeth To go with the best: Good husbandry baggeth Up gold in his chest. — Thomas Tusser

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. — Steven Wright

Bad weather makes for good photography. — Ansel Adams

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. — Nora Roberts