Bafflers Quotes & Sayings

I'm afraid I am tidy, and I have to be because the office is open plan and my glass office door is literally always open. — James Dyson

Blessed are they who have not seen and yet have believed: a passage which some have considered as a prophecy of modern journalism. — G.K. Chesterton

God made the integers; all the rest is the work of Man. — Leopold Kronecker

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan. — Jack Black

The song of the future must transcend creed. — E. M. Forster

[ ... ] we will turn this place around, and a new civilization can be born that does not know boundary lines but knows better how to live in the garden and knows that we are one thought away from paradise. — Jon Ronson

While you're here, work hard, work smart, and keep an open mind. That's all I ask. — Carsen Taite

The whole campfire idea freaked Piper out. It made her think of that huge purple bonfire in the dreams, and her father tied to a stake.
What she got instead was almost as terrifying: a sing-along. — Rick Riordan

According to the principles of the ruling ideology and the psychical structures that back it up, the male figure cannot bear the burden of sexual objectification. — Anonymous

Well-read people are less likely to be evil. — Lemony Snicket

Hold it right there. The only agreement we ever had was that you intended to make me as miserable as possible, and I intended to courageously make the best of an intolerable situation like valiant Southern women have always done. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Painting reflects. It kills you in a colourful shower of emptiness. Flatness. Randomness. And beauty. Yes, it is the most pure beauty I have ever felt in my life. — Nigel Tomm

The real action is interior - all the growth that cannot be seen externally and to which we tend to have little access until we have experienced it ourselves. — Wendy Lustbader

Look, you do the bloody well best you can. You fumble. You make mistakes. — Hume Cronyn