Baffle Them With Bullshit Quotes & Sayings

Trust one who has tried. — Virgil

I have always believed that personal relationships are vital in business and that people should be directly accountable for their actions. — Richard Branson

One of the essential differences between the liberal and conservative worldview is that the liberals believe in rationality, whereas conservative believe that human events are ordered by forces that are beyond the ability of our rational mind to understand or control. — Thom Hartmann

It is superstitious to put one's hope in formalities, but arrogant to refuse to submit to them. — Blaise Pascal

What does jealousy indicate? Jealousy is love manifested in the physical world. If you are jealous you have a debt to pay; if someone is jealous of you, he has a debt to pay to you. — Peter Deunov

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. — W.C. Fields

Very well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will hear your explanation now."
"Really, Your Majesty? So good of you to condescend. I'll try to use small words and go slow."
"You're wasting my time. I know Jim betrayed me and you're covering for him. This is your chance to dazzle me wih your brillance or baffle me with your bullshit. You won't get another. When I get out, I won't be in the mood to listen. — Ilona Andrews

As I let go of the past, the past let go of me. — Keith Donohue

You see a lot of jargon junkies in the navy. Usually means they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. The rallying cry is If you can't dazzle 'em with genius, baffle 'em with bullshit. — James W. Blinn

Do you know what we Turks think is the best Turkish delight? The Turkish woman. She is the best Turkish delight. — Carol Vorvain