Bad Word Jar Quotes & Sayings

In our depths, I think we all feel very small in relation to the greater universe and God. — Jessi Colter

I felt that he was a captive of financial and sentimental commitments, like every other man I know, and that he was no more free to fall in love with a strange woman he saw on a street corner than he was to take a walking trip through French Guiana or to recommence his life in Chicago under an assumed name. — John Cheever

Everywhere I go I see increasing evidence of people swirling about in a human cesspit of their own making. — Norman Angell

Uncle Drew?"
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"Where do babies come from? — Emma Chase

It is a wise thing to be polite; consequently, it is a stupid thing to be rude. To make enemies by unnecessary and willful incivility, is just as insane a proceeding as to set your house on fire. For politeness is like a counter
an avowedly false coin, with which it is foolish to be stingy. — Arthur Schopenhauer

As I've gotten older, I've felt I have more authority on that subject. I think the conversation needs to be reframed. What I hate - a lot of conversations about choosing not to have children tend to be couched in these superficial terms, or kind of glib, "I'd rather have a Porsche" or "I forgot to have kids." No you didn't. — Meghan Daum

Frank [Zappa] always wanted to do a sound library - he sampled so many great musicians. For piano, for example, he sampled every octave, not just one (that you could just transpose electronically), and he did all different types of attack, with and without pedals, all that kind of stuff. — Gail Zappa

And if revenge was all I had, then I was goddamned if it wouldn't be enough. — J.D. Jordan