Bad Lip Reading Quotes & Sayings

Though men determine, the gods doo dispose: and oft times many things fall out betweene the cup and the lip. — Robert Greene

Kissing with the tip of the tongue is like ice-cream melting. It was he who taught me that a kiss has a soul and colour of its own. — Zhou Weihui

Every bush can burn if you fire it with your imagination. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Don't get so holy, Pearce. Life isn't holy. — James Edwin Gunn

Protestant insistence on the written word in the Bible as the only and sufficient Christian authority for faith and practice relies on an impossible anachronism that artificially projects a modern standard of authority and means of knowledge conveyance retrospectively back into a pre-modern reality that operated by different but reliable and legitimate standards. — Christian Smith

It's on the field, it's on the pane, it's in the sky - beauty; and I can't get at it; I can't have it - I, she seemed to add, with that little clutch of the hand which was so characteristic, who adore it so passionately, would give the whole world to possess it! — Virginia Woolf

He doesn't move.

Please, I beg him inwardly.

Please go up to bed.

It's hard enough to look at his face each day and not feel heartbreak. I can't be close to him right now. I'm afraid I'll give in and kiss him again. The way his hard body had aligned so perfectly with mine is burned in my consciousness. I'll be trying not to remember that for weeks.

I wait, and I ache.

Finally the door clicks open. I hear him exit the car. When the door slams shut, I feel it like a sledgehammer to the heart.

Don't look, I coach myself.

But my self-control isn't infinite. His fair hair glints under the streetlight as his long legs eat up the walkway in just a few paces. Seeing him walk away from me splinters something inside me. — Sarina Bowen

You could have done something with newspapers. We didn't do it. No nation did, because we were all too silly. We liked our newspapers with pictures of beach girls and headlines about cases of indecent assault, and no Government was wise enough to stop us having them that way. But something might have been done with newspapers, if we'd been wise enough. — Nevil Shute

One of the differences between marriage and prostitution is that in marriage you only have to make a deal with one man. — Andrea Dworkin

Nature is a beautiful divine force of artistic expression infusing love into our souls. — Leta B.

Mankind have their local attachments. They have a particular regard for the spot, in which they were born and nurtured. — Thomas Clarkson

You don't get into magic ... Magic gets into you. — David Blaine

If there was any magic formula, it was getting to pitch every fourth day. — Sandy Koufax

If I must have pity, then I do not want to be called such; and if I do have pity, then rather from a distance. — Friedrich Nietzsche