Bad Family Reunion Quotes & Sayings

Kingsley stepped even closer.
"How old are you?" he asked her.
"Seventeen. How old are you?"
"Thirty. Is your hymen intact?"
Eleanor stood up straighter.
"Is your brain intact?"
"I ask for a reason." He shook his finger in her face to hush her. "I fucked a virgin last week. I didn't mean to."
"What happened? You trip and fall into her hymen? — Tiffany Reisz

O Mary, go and call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, Across the sands o' Dee! — Charles Kingsley

I am a joke told
again. — Charles Bukowski

His life was unrecorded; who is there to write down the lives of ordinary people? — Alexander McCall Smith

What is more powerful than the love of a mother? Perhaps only God's hand in answering her earnest pleadings on your behalf. — Richelle E. Goodrich

It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without soup or bread in it. — M.F.K. Fisher

Society gains nothing whilst a man, not himself renovated, attempts to renovate things around him; he has become tediously good insome particular but negligent or narrow in the rest; and hypocrisy and vanity are often the disgusting result. — Ralph Waldo Emerson