Bad Deuteronomy Quotes & Sayings

Twitter, twatter, fudder, motherfucker, I don't care what it's called. — L. H. Cosway

I don't see how knowing why I have this fear will help stop it. That's why I don't see any point in going to a shrink. Knowing why you broke the glass
because you weren't paying attention to where the edge of the table was, dummy
doesn't mend the glass, doesn't ensure it won't happen again, that you won't break something more precious next time. — Meg Howrey

America is a nation of illusions; illusions in the media, schools and government - an iron curtain of propaganda. — Bryant McGill

But reality cannot be ignored; we must grow up. — Philip K. Dick

Once I learned my life was valuable, I started to treat it that way. — Jenn Sadai

Art is the process of relationship. Through art we create and share ourselves. — Destiny Allison

Since Jeannie is a big believer in attachment parenting and I'm a spineless coward, we have instituted an open-door policy, meaning if one of our kids has a nightmare, they are welcome to come in our room and pee in our bed. Luckily this only happens every night. — Jim Gaffigan

We had better rate our important parts-our thoughts, feelings, and actions-to see how they helped or hindered us. But-damn it!-we didn't have to rate our self, our being, our essence. Our self or personhood was too complex to be given a global rating. We could say, for practical reasons, it was "good"-meaning it helped us to live and enjoy. Or we could say that it just didn't have to be rated at all. Use our self but not rate it! — Albert Ellis

On Improbability:
There's an infinite number of things that can go wrong but only a finite number of things that can go right.
In the infinitude of unlikely events many will happen with unnerving frequency.
Tautology: A given improbable event isn't likely to happen.
Corollary: Shit happens, but you'll not know its ilk.
I'm certain that nothing is certain. — Kalifer Deil

remainder of Fox was given the mission of — Edgar "Ted" Cox

I'm terribly forgetful. I've lost laptops, cell-phones. — Ryan Tedder

United thoughts and counsels, equal hope And hazard in the glorious enterprise. — John Milton

he did not reckon with the power that gold has upon which a dragon has long brooded, nor with dwarvish hearts. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Personally, I believe that prayer is a sending out of vibrations from one person to another and to God. All of the universe is in vibration. There are vibrations in the molecules of a table. The air is filled with vibrations. The reaction between human beings is also in vibration. When you send out a prayer for another person, you employ the force inherent in a spiritual universe. You transport from yourself to the other person a sense of love, helpfulness, support - a sympathetic, powerful understanding - and in this process you awaken vibrations in the universe through which — Norman Vincent Peale

I just love poker players. — James Woods