Bacon Funny Quotes & Sayings

Without friends the world is but a wilderness. — Francis Bacon

The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good. — Ella Minster

Right there - the hope of bacon is a reason to love life. — Deb Caletti

O Lord, deliver me from this lust of always vindicating myself." Such a need for constant vindication destroys our soul's faith in God. Don't say, "I must explain myself," or, "I must get people to understand." Our Lord never explained anything - He left the misunderstandings or misconceptions of others to correct themselves. — Oswald Chambers

Stop measuring yourself against us. It's not the right scale. You have your own gifts, your own talents. Show the world everything you're capable of, Marguerite. You don't even see how amazing you are. — Claudia Gray

Your wealth can be stolen, but the precious riches buried deep in your soul cannot. — Minnie Riperton

He did not go much further, but sat down on the cold floor and gave himself up to complete miserableness, for a long while. He thought of himself frying bacon and eggs in his own kitchen at home - for he could feel inside that it was high time for some meal or other; but that only made him miserabler. — J.R.R. Tolkien

They used to pour millet on graves or poppy seeds To feed the dead who would come disguised as birds. I put this book here for you, who once lived So that you should visit us no more. — Czeslaw Milosz

Ask God to show you any changes you need to make in your relationships. And make sure your closest relationship continues to be with Jesus Himself. — David Jeremiah

How is it that of the four Evangelists only one speaks of a thief being save. The four of them were there-or therabouts-and only one speaks of a thief being saved. — Samuel Beckett

Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever."
"Only if it was raw. What do you think?"
"It's good," I said reluctantly. Who knew that bacon would have made all the difference? "Really good. I think you have a promising future as a housewife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars."
"Funny, that's exactly my dream. — Richelle Mead

We must give ourselves more credit for miracles that do happen within and around us than calling it as coincidence. (Page 96) — Shashi

His chin looked as though a farsighted person had attempted to sew two thickly cut pieces of bacon together in a dark room. — Christopher Paul Curtis

To live, to err, to fall, to triumph, to recreate life out of life. — James Joyce

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language ... and the imaginative, creative use of that language can be at the service of humour. — Barry Humphries

KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of. — Ambrose Bierce

Our mothers who have gone are buried in our bodies. It can be said that we were born with dead mothers in our body. — Kim Hyesoon

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan

"Next," said Mrs Wilfer with a wave of her gloves, expressive of abdication under protest from the culinary throne, "I would recommend examination of the bacon in the saucepan on the fire, and also of the potatoes by the application of a fork. Preparation of the greens will further become necessary if you persist in this unseemly demeanour." — Charles Dickens

If one's life depends on doing something right, as in the case of the tightrope walker, one will practice on a much deeper level. — Kenny Werner

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. — Jim Gaffigan

Why would you put bacon on nachos in the first place?" Misha asked.
"Dude. We're in America. We put bacon on everything. — Avon Gale

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. — Francis Bacon

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

My dear girl, is it that you are so lonely that you had to create this? — Mark Z. Danielewski