Bachtelle Quotes & Sayings

After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy was. I moved from Charlottesville to Chicago, because that's where The Second City and Improv Olympics are. You have to go wherever you need to go to study what interests you. — Tina Fey

'Friends' was an education in intelligent comedic banter; in intelligent vernacular. It was an education in scene study. It was an education in group dynamic. I came out of there with a master's degree in comedy. — Matt LeBlanc

How can you live without stars? What keeps you from thinking about yourself all the time? — Ned Vizzini

Great problems are now being handled, keeping every thinking man in suspense; the unity or multiplicity of human races; the creation of man 1,000 years or 1,000 centuries ago; the fixity of species, or the slow and progressive transformation of one species into another; the eternity of matter; the idea of a God unnecessary: such are some of the questions that humanity discusses nowadays. — Louis Pasteur

Be a role model not a critic. Don't tell your children, your peers, or your subordinates what to do - show them. And when the lesson is over, keep showing them by demonstrating that your actions are part of your character, not part of their curriculum. — Denis Waitley

It was the year of the Beatles, it was the year of the Stones, it was 1964. — Paul Simon

Mostly the problems when I was down were caused by myself. There were times when I was not responsible enough or decisive enough. — Novak Djokovic

Talk well of the absent whenever you have the opportunity. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

My life is about my journey, and your life is about your journey. You are completely unqualified to draw my map, and I am completely unqualified to draw yours. I hope you'll let me know all about the path you've found, so that I may judge it for myself against my own path, and have the freedom to choose between the two. But please don't try and drag me from my path on to yours, and I will be sure to return the favor. — Derek R. Audette

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three? — Jimmy Demaret