Baby Daddy Drama Picture Quotes & Sayings

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. — Jimmy Soul

Remember that all tax revenue is the result of holding a gun to somebody's head. Not paying taxes is against the law. If you don't pay your taxes, you'll be fined. If you don't pay the fine, you'll be jailed. If you try to escape from jail, you'll be shot ... Therefore, every time the government spends money on anything, you have to ask yourself, 'Would I kill my kindly, gray-haired mother for this?' — P. J. O'Rourke

The manager needs only a molehill to build a mountain, but the money-ger needs a full mountain to build another. — Agona Apell

As soon as they prove to you, for instance, that you are descended from a monkey, then it is no use scowling, accept it for a fact. When they prove to you that in reality one drop of your own fat must be dearer to you than a hundred thousand of your fellow creatures, and that this conclusion is the final solution of all so-called virtues and duties and all such prejudices and fancies, then you have just to accept it, there is no help for it, for twice two is a law of mathematics. Just try refuting it. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Reason cannot save us, nothing can; but reason can mitigate the cruelty of living. — Philip Rieff

If we deliver on time, but the product has defects, we have not delivered on time. — Phil Crosby

Humility evolves with every hardship. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa

Knowledge without devotion to God produces hatred. — Sathya Sai Baba

It is a commonplace by now to say that the urban school systems of America contain a higher percentage of Negro children each year. — Jonathan Kozol

Love can exist only after meditation, not before it. That is a simple existential law. Before meditation - only lust, only sexuality. Before meditation you are an animal and not really a human being. With meditation a transformation comes: you become human, and out of your humanness, love flows. — Rajneesh

Most of my books are about contemporary subjects, and the world changes so fast that I'm lucky when events haven't overtaken the book I'm writing at the moment. — Nelson DeMille