Baby Contest Quotes & Sayings

He has his chin on his chest and his eyes down. He is thinking of his new baby, his new novel, tomorrow's dance contest. He is thinking of everything except what he is thinking about. — John Le Carre

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest. — Scott Adams

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest. — Phyllis Diller

I have a fleeting fantasy of telling her that procreation isn't a contest, any more than SAT scores and making the cheerleading squad and getting into a good college and all the other things, both big and small, that she turned into a contest when Janie and I were young, going all the way back to whose baby teeth came in first, according to my mother. — Emily Giffin