B3ta Quotes & Sayings

I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.' — Aziz Ansari

It was not an adventure; it was my life. — Yehuda Amichai

I'm at my best when I'm working. I just recently learned how to find balance and deal with downtime and take advantage of it. — Natalie Zea

The world we live in is very nearly incomprehensible to most of us. There is almost no fact, whether actual or imagined, that will surprise us for very long, since we have no comprehensive and consistent picture of the world that would make the fact appear as an unacceptable contradiction. We believe because there is no reason not to believe. — Neil Postman

She makes me wash, they make me comb all to thunder; she won't let me sleep in the woodshed ... the widder [widow] eats by a bell; she goes to bed by a bell; she wakes up by a bell-everything's so awful reg'lar a body can't stand it — Mark Twain

Hyt is not al golde that glareth. — Geoffrey Chaucer

My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does the item make you laugh, or does it make you go, 'Oh my God?' If you score on either count, then you have something that is worth sharing. — Rob Manuel

I want a place where I can have horses. — Laura Branigan

I have supped mead with lords and ladies; so to have I slumbered in nameless lanes and gored upon mutton. — Dusty Rhodes

You don't always need to talk with experts; sometimes the consumer, who just might be a friend or acquaintance, is your best consultant. — Blake Mycoskie

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds. — Fran Lebowitz

She that in life and love refuses me,
In death and shame my partner she shall be. — Thomas Middleton

I remember on Deus Ex there was one programmer - Alex Durand, a guy who still works for us - he decided he was going to get through the game without ever using a weapon. I would never think to do that. And that's fine. — Warren Spector

Though famines may come, God sustains us. - Scoti Springfield Domeij - — Gary Chapman