B1v1 Quotes & Sayings

Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result
eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly
in you. — Bill Bryson

One of the causes, by the way, of the apparent lack, at the present time, of great men lies in the poverty of the contemporary male coiffure. Rich in whiskers, beards, and leonine manes, the great Victorians never failed to look the part, nowadays it is impossible to know a great man when you see one. — Aldous Huxley

On the other hand, I compared the disquisitions of the ancient moralists to very towering and magnificent palaces with no better foundation than sand and mud: — Rene Descartes

Remember, when something leaves your life, God is making room for something much better to enter! Get ready! — Paula White

A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough. — Daniel Tosh

A democratic and stable Iraq and Afghanistan are essential to our broader efforts to make no place safe for terrorists and to win the War on Terrorism. — Ben Nelson

I'm growing mushrooms ... because I can't kill them. They just keep multiplying ... and it's like ... I'm in service to them. — Sharon Weil

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets! — Dennis Miller

I think the one thing that is abundantly clear from these statistics is that there are a whole lot of people in the world who think they are Christians but are not. — David Platt

Baseball is a game dominated by vital ghosts; it's a fraternity, like no other we have of the active and the no longer so, the living and the dead. — Richard Gilman

It is really in the end a far more humane proceeding than our earthly method of leaving children to grow into human beings, and then making machines of them. — H.G.Wells

For a scientist, altering your doctrines when the facts change is not a sign of weakness. — Albert Einstein