B1a4 Funny Quotes & Sayings

I always keep my guard up with guys and I guess that can get in the way sometimes. I can make them go through hell. — Rihanna

We have built no temple but the Capitol. We consult no common oracle but the Constitution. — Rufus Choate

The thing is, fairytales were once a very gritty way for people to dialogue about aspects of life. — Isobelle Carmody

I have always maintained that there is nothing wrong with nursery food now that we are grown up and can have a glass of wine with it. — Elizabeth Ray

Material civilization, nay, even luxury, is necessary to create work for the poor. Bread! Bread! I do not believe in a God who cannot give me bread here, giving me eternal bliss in heaven! — Bill Vaughan

Is Mitt Romney a bully? And the answer is, no ... He does not have a vicious bone in his body. — Kerry Healey

One thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than you already do, because you are bursting with love, loving as much as you are humanly capable of- and then you do, you love him even more. — Anne Lamott

We need one another. There's no reason to judge. People are more fragile than you could possibly imagine. — Jamie Tworkowski

Even in these mercifully emancipated decades, many people still seem quite seriously alarmed at the prospect of sleeping away from officially consecrated campsites, with no more equipment than they can carry on their backs. When pressed, they babble about snakes or bears or even, by God, bandits. But the real barrier, I'm sure, is the unknown. — Colin Fletcher

The pain we inflict upon ourselves hurt most of all. — Sophocles

In capitalist enterprise there is no secure income and no security of wealth. — Ludwig Von Mises

How can the mind be so imperfect?" she says with a smile.
I look at my hands. Bathed in the moonlight, they seem like statues, proportioned to no purpose.
"It may well be imperfect," I say, "but it leaves traces. And we can follow those traces, like footsteps in the snow."
"Where do the lead?"
"To oneself," I answer. "That's where the mind is. Without the mind, nothing leads anywhere."
I look up. The winter moon is brilliant, over the Town, above the Wall.
"Not one thing is your fault," I comfort her. — Haruki Murakami

It is largely on television and radio that real probing of what politicians are up to has to happen. — John Humphrys

you cannot please everyone, so why please anyone at all? — Rob Zombie

Fortunately, when I was in the palace, I got some practice stabbing him in the heart. This time, I was much better at it. And did it ten times instead of once. Then cut off his head." "I always thought the secret of your success was your thoroughness. — Edward W. Robertson