Ayyash Gulls Quotes & Sayings

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies. — Mallory Ortberg

I have learned that the cost of everything from a royal suite to a bottle of soda water can be halved by the simple expedient of saying it must be halved. — Robert Byron

Who affects useless singularities has surely a little mind. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland

Do not believe that you alone can be right.
The man who thinks that,
The man who maintains that only he has the power
To reason correctly, the gift to speak, the soul
A man like that, when you know him, turns out empty. — Sophocles

Whether you have teeth or not, smile! Because our world always needs a smile! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. — Dave Barry

Congress has really set this thing up in a way that they absolve themselves of blame, They have their scapegoats. They can blame the Pentagon. They can blame BRAC. It's hard for voters to say this is Ortiz's fault. — Juan Carlos I Of Spain

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. — Jeremy London

Best to immunize your consciousness from any thoughts that are startling and dreadful so that we can all go on conspiring to survive and reproduce as paradoxical beings - puppets that can walk and talk all by themselves. At worst keep your startling and dreadful thoughts to yourself. Hearken well: None of us wants to hear spoken the exact anxieties we keep locked up inside ourselves. Smother that urge to go spreading news of your pain and nightmares around town. — Thomas Ligotti