Aykroyd Quotes & Sayings

We must come to the point where we realize the concept of race is a false one. There is only one race, the human race. — Dan Aykroyd

Have I personally ever seen a ghost? Not one. — Dan Aykroyd

Comedy makes everything accessible. Watching the news is kind of like being fed your evening pill. What's fun about it? Nothing. And so if you can get news and information about things going on in the world through a comic platform, everything's going to connect. — Dan Aykroyd

If I had the gift of Jerry Seinfeld, of Bill Cosby, of Lewis Black, these instinctively brilliant comic minds, then you go that route! But you gotta know your limitations. I'm more of an actor, more of a process guy. I did Tom Snyder, just as Danny Aykroyd did on 'SNL.' I did it in the club. — Joe Piscopo

I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don't like people who won't give me a straight answer. I don't like those kinds of people, and I've been vocal about it. — Dan Aykroyd

One of my symptoms included my obsession with ghosts and law enforcement
I carry around a police badge with me, for example. I became obsessed by Hans Holzer, the greatest ghost hunter ever. That's when the idea of my film Ghostbusters was born. — Dan Aykroyd

When I was sixteen I was pretending to be Charlie Musselwhite. I had a long raincoat on, my hair slicked back, and the shades. — Dan Aykroyd

While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox. — Simon Hoggart

The reason I'm here today, the reason I own a brand new Harley-Davidson motorcycle and the reason I have a big log cabin and I got cars and all kinds of stuff is because I'm a writer and writers own everything. So you learn how to write. — Dan Aykroyd

Everyone fears the cut of the blade. It doesn't matter after that. I know the spirit survives as there is so much evidence of the survival of the personality in the afterlife. — Dan Aykroyd

My parents never had any money. It was cash flow. It flows, and you got your fingers in it for a little while, and it flows away. That's all I know about money. And I don't know, it flows and it's a river, but you can never, ever keep it. As an artist, I can't keep it. But hey, a man who dies with a cent in the bank is a foolish man. So I guess I'm going against the conservators. I'm a spendthrift. — Dan Aykroyd

My first jobs were all civil service. At 14, I worked for the Canadian National Railways. At 16, I worked for the Canadian Penitentiary Service. — Dan Aykroyd

I don't need fame any more. People are less interested in me in terms of celebrity. I'm happy to see a new generation being the media focus. I'm happy my day is done. It's over. — Dan Aykroyd

Personally, I liked working for the university. They gave us money and facilities. We didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector ... they expect results! — Dan Aykroyd

I accept sceptics, you've got to have challenges. — Dan Aykroyd

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character. — Dan Aykroyd

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle! — Dan Aykroyd

I bought an island in 1987. It's in one of the lakes in Canada. I went around it in my boat and went to the real estate office and bought it. It's the best $65,000 I've ever spent. My family camp on it and we have great times there. — Dan Aykroyd

I think I'm a narcoleptic. I could sleep on a railway track with a train running over me, in-between the rails. — Dan Aykroyd

You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules. — Dan Aykroyd

I grew up on the edge of a national park in Canada - timberwolves, creeks, snow drifts. I really did have to walk home six miles through the snow, like your grandparents used to complain. — Dan Aykroyd

People these days can't seem to tolerate one moment without entertainment! — Samuel A. Aykroyd

One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. — Dan Aykroyd

Hollywood is in love with any kind of nostalgia that can prove itself to be commercial. — Dan Aykroyd

I get offers all the time from film makers, but they are unknown quantities. I don't go there and do experiments. — Dan Aykroyd

Certainly the format of ghostbusting lends itself to a videogame beautifully. — Dan Aykroyd

I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily. — Dan Aykroyd

Greetings and death to our enemies. — Dan Aykroyd

I am a spiritualist, a proud wearer of the spiritualist badge. — Dan Aykroyd

My great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, was a dentist in Kingston, Ontario, and he was also an Edwardian spiritualist researcher who was very interested in what was going on in the invisible world, the survival of the consciousness, precipitated paintings, mediumship, and trans-channeling. — Dan Aykroyd

Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer. — Dan Aykroyd

There's that old theory that humankind and this planet were seen as the centre of the universe. That was thrown away - how could we be so presumptuous? Well, I subscribe to that. — Dan Aykroyd

We have the most beautiful planet - the Rockies, the purple fields of the United States, the Lake District, the Pyrenees, the turquoise seas of the tropics. — Dan Aykroyd

I not only believe, I believe that there are many different species of ships, there are many different species of extraterrestrials, and not all of them are up to good. — Dan Aykroyd

Am I a trance medium? No. Have I got a gift psychically? Absolutely not. But I believe in the survival of consciousness after death. — Dan Aykroyd

There was an assumption that I was personally attacking Sarah Palin by impersonating her on TV. No one ever said it was 'mean' when Chevy Chase played Gerald Ford falling down all the time. No one ever accused Dana Carvey or Darrell Hammond or Dan Aykroyd of 'going too far' in their political impressions. You see what I'm getting at here. I am not mean and Mrs. Palin is not fragile. To imply otherwise is a disservice to us both. — Tina Fey

I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters of the people in the building. We live in the same square-footage and I wouldn't know who they were. — Dan Aykroyd

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. — Dan Aykroyd

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s. — Dan Aykroyd

You know, I've sold a lot of bad movies in my time. — Dan Aykroyd

Peter Aykroyd has a wonderful eye for the telling detail, cameos that stick in the mind. Thse are the little touches that make it past come alive. — J.J. Scarisbrick

When I'm not acting, I'm writing, building an inventory of scripts. Even if they sit on the shelf, I just keep stacking them up. — Dan Aykroyd

I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. — Chris Pratt

It was once argued that 'Starring Sylvester Stallone' were the three scariest words in the English language but until I saw Adam Sandler I'd always thought the three scariest words in the English language were 'starring Dan Aykroyd.' — Joe Queenan

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile. — Dan Aykroyd

I live in Canada in the summer and some time in the fall. — Dan Aykroyd

Wine represents to me sharing and good times and a celebration of life. It is always around happy occasions with family and friends and centered around joy. What better item to be involved in then something that represents all these wonderful things. — Dan Aykroyd

Politics has got too personal, too nasty, in Britain, as it has in America. — Dan Aykroyd

I've always been a big fan of science fiction and of the worlds of the spiritual and the mystic. — Dan Aykroyd

You know, even when the material wasn't so good, I've gotten to work with the greats, and I've always given it my best shot. I'm satisfied with my work. I could stop tomorrow, and if Bright Young Things was my last role, I could say I tidied it up with dignity. — Dan Aykroyd

I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes. — Mike Myers

Well, the common enemy in North America is the Western consumer. The consumer has driven oil up to $50 a barrel so we have to have these wars. I think it's incumbent upon us to. — Dan Aykroyd

People love gentle larceny. — Dan Aykroyd

And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool. — Dan Aykroyd

I could sell used battery acid and make it fly. — Dan Aykroyd

Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I love being immersed in. — Dan Aykroyd

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. — Dan Aykroyd

The entertainment business is not the be-all and end-all for me. — Dan Aykroyd

I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders. — Dan Aykroyd

I believe that at the moment of death, that the soul is released in a molecular form, that actually goes into the - the fabric of the universe, the structure of hydrogen and nitrogen and oxygen because we're electrically - we're galvanic, we're electrochemical. — Dan Aykroyd

American Society for Psychical Research Journals were all around the house when I was a kid. — Dan Aykroyd

The Right-wingers everywhere take themselves too seriously, whether in the U.S. or the U.K. And, by the way, so does the Left. The Left can take itself a little too seriously as well. — Dan Aykroyd

James Brown opened at least six of our House of Blues clubs. He always delivered, but he demanded the respect of an emperor. But, come on, he's James Brown ! ... I got to play on stage with him. Did he ever fine me ? (Brown was known to fine players for flubbing notes or steps) - I would have loved to have been fined by James Brown ! — Dan Aykroyd

Hygiene is important. That's one of my failings. So I'm always being called on that. — Dan Aykroyd

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world. — Dana Carvey

There's huge, massive mother ships going up to the Yukon. They've been filmed and are on video. — Dan Aykroyd

I'd make a bad preacher. — Dan Aykroyd

I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap. — Dan Aykroyd

I had a slight touch of Tourette's, which means you talk to yourself and bark and cry out at night. — Dan Aykroyd

Folks have to pin me down because, for one thing, I don't have a laptop. I don't have an iPhone, and I refuse to carry them because they're immensely hackable. — Dan Aykroyd

Bill Gates is said to be Aspergian. Musician Glenn Gould is said to have been Aspergian, along with scientist Albert Einstein, actor Dan Aykroyd, writer Isaac Asimov, and movie director Alfred Hitchcock. As adults, none of those people would be described as disabled, but they were certainly eccentric and different. — John Elder Robison