Awesomely Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

Growing up in Atlanta I always had a sense of what fashion was, a sense of style - my parents always talked about the importance of making a first impression and that's stayed with me. — Cam Newton

In a culture of honor, leaders lead with honor by courageously treating people according to the names God gives them and not according to the aliases they receive from people. — Danny Silk

These are precisely the conditions that killed love, after first blighting its growth: squalor, fear, uncertainty, overfamiliarity. — Patrick McGrath

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight. — Lennox Lewis

Just like children, he and the greatwoman Grainger longed, and especially demanded even, that something should happen, or again Parkhearst would cry, "A reward, I must have a reward. A reward for life just as I have lived it. — James Purdy

Sometimes in life, you just have to bend over. — Jeri Estes

I personally have always voted for the death penalty because I believe that people who go out prepared to take the lives of other people forfeit their own right to live. I believe that that death penalty should be used only very rarely, but I believe that no-one should go out certain that no matter how cruel, how vicious, how hideous their murder, they themselves will not suffer the death penalty. — Margaret Thatcher

Even when life challenges us, it's a gift beyond all measure. — Parker Palmer

Rise to the occasion of your one and only heart. — Cheryl Strayed

Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way. — Elle Lothlorien

But the thing is, since I've met someone, everyone started banging on and on about my not-so-secret admirer. I'd started to find it quite exciting. I'd forgotten that I don't get involved because the pain might not be worth it. All that flattery and attention distracted me from any pain that might have been lurking around the corner. But course, the pain got me in the end. It always does. — Jane Green

The only person in all the world who can give you pleasure, or deny it, is yourself. No matter how much we love someone, the decision to experience pleasure, and to make room for it in our lives, is an internal one. If you are resistant, you could be around the most joyous people in the world and be miserable. — Sarah Ban Breathnach

Don't wavier. Make a decision. Do it now. — Billy Graham

I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you're also writing your Oscar acceptance speech. — Nora Ephron

I'm one-time-only to the marrow of my bones. — Wislawa Szymborska