Awesomely Funny Quotes & Sayings

Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to. — Derek Landy

the Constitution was designed not to give us rights but to prevent government from taking our rights. — Thom Hartmann

I've been grateful enough, smart enough to take the work with Ian McKellen in Gods And Monsters. — Brendan Fraser

Men and women that don't respond with solution to the challenges of the era are human biomasses. — Sunday Adelaja

The email of the species is deadlier than the mail. — Stephen Fry

Nobody is going to pour truth into your brain. It's something you have to find out for yourself. — Noam Chomsky

Aim at perfection in everything?, though in most things it is unattainable. However, they who aim at it, and persevere, will come much nearer to it than those whose laziness and despondency make them give it up as unattainable. - Chesterfield. — Orison Swett Marden

To the young: Work, work, work, and then work some more! — Ed Reed

A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel. He wants to do shows as a way of finding some comedic common denominator. When he proposed the idea to one of the officials at the Jenin refuge camp, the guy just stared at him and said, "This is not a joke to us. We don't think that laughing is the answer." — Harold Ramis