Awesome Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

Minus my relationship with Kennedy, I had no automatic invitation to Greek Parties or events, though Chaz and Erin could invite me to some stuff since I fell under the heading of acceptable things to bring to any party: alcohol and girls.
Awesome. I'd gone from independent girlfriend to party paraphernalia. — Tammara Webber

For example, if you name a sheep "jeb_", you will get a sheep with wool that is fading through color cycles, however, you will get the sheep's original color when you harvest wool from it. When you name a rabbit "toast", it will look like a skinned rabbit, a tribute to the legendary lost rabbit of a player's girlfriend, "toast the bunny". If you name a mob with "Grumm" or "Dinnerbone", you can make a mob turn upside down! These are awesome Minecraft secrets for players. — Ben Stark

Yes, what's wooing?" Natalie asked.
"It means making a guy realize how completely awesome you are, and that he will die a horrible, suffering death if he doesn't get you as his girlfriend within the next thirty seconds," Allie explained. — Stephanie Rowe

I am a fucking awesome girlfriend, some asshole is going to be so lucky one day.
I swear to god, I hope that asshole will be me. — Jay McLean