Awesome Comback Quotes & Sayings

I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil. — Jim Norton

I wrote a novel about the combat experiences I didn't have in Vietnam. — Tracy Kidder

I've been around a long time, and when I was at the top of the hill, I was very ahead of my time! Evidence of that is that my music is still current today - you know, rappers sample it all the time. So, rather than compromise my artistic integrity, I concentrated on movies. — Isaac Hayes

Man's habits change more rapidly than his instincts. — J.B.S. Haldane

You can send a message around the world in one-fifth of a second, yet it may take years for it to get from the outside of a man's head to the inside. — Charles Kettering

Every exit is an entrance to someplace else. — Patti LaBelle

If I hazard a guess as to the most endemic, prevalent anxiety among human beings-including fear of death, abandonment, loneliness-nothing is more prevalent than the fear of one another. — R.D. Laing

You slutty, little whore." Her lips twisted cruelly. The sun hit her eyes and reflected a flaming red color, her pupils narrowing.I should have been terrified, but instead I just felt exhausted and really, really annoyed. I took a deep breath, anger wrapping around my muscles.I was done - so done - with this bullshit. I strode towards her."Little?" I said. "If you're going to insult me, at least make me a big, slutty whore. Little makes me sound so incompetent. — Stacey Marie Brown

As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em. — Mitch Hedberg

As to what I would like to be, it is difficult to say. An artist of some kind. If nothing else I shall always study the Arts. — Jackson Pollock

I'm always moving forward creatively and don't like stalling, trying to find the perfect snare drum sound. — Mark Kozelek