Avoirdupois System Quotes & Sayings

I cannot help but wonder how many of us walk through our lives, day after day, feeling slightly broken and alone, surrounded all the time by others who feel exactly the same way. — Patrick Rothfuss

It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane! — Ellery Adams

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons. — Green Day

If you carry out this plan, I will kill you. You will be-" L took a step forward- "executed!"
Then he handed the woman a lollipop. — M..

The day you were born, it was already written down the day you're gonna check out. Now, I'm not gonna throw myself under a truck, but I'm not gonna worry about when I die. I'm ready to move on when that day comes. — Carroll Shelby