Avenged Sevenfold Funny Quotes & Sayings

If the length of your life is much shorter than the story of your life, this means that you have lived your life so fully! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I waited. Because with Eli, he was never trying to get you to finish for him. He always knew where he was going, even if it took a little while to get there. — Sarah Dessen

Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting." — Rita Rudner

I tried to do the right thing. Why couldn't you just let me leave? (Kellan) — S.C. Stephens

It's much tougher to be a restaurant critic now. You have to take a subway out to Brooklyn. I wouldn't want to do it. — Mimi Sheraton

For every book that I write ... I develop a history for each person and make sure they are well rounded and flawed. You have to know everything about them from their shoe size, to where they went to school, to what their first pet was, to what they like to eat, to what they want out of life. — Jojo Moyes

I long for the day my sisters will rise, and occupy the sphere to which they are called by their high nature and destiny. — Lucretia Mott

By the way, that's my number one piece of advice if you're going to join a startup: pick a rocket ship. — Sam Altman

Writing about identity can be like maneuvering through a minefield, even when considering contemporary figures who have discussed the subject themselves. — William J. Mann

[Raul Castro] is one of the most amazing human beings I've ever met. — Emanuel Cleaver

Hollywood gave us far more Muslim terrorists in the Eighties and Nineties than it has since 9/11. — Mark Steyn