Ave Mateiu Quotes & Sayings

History is a merciless judge. It lays bare our tragic blunders and foolish missteps and exposes our most intimate secrets, wielding the power of hindsight like an arrogant detective who seems to know the end of the mystery from the outset. — David Grann

The only person who saw your underwear was me. And they're pink. — Lorelei James

There was less than I'd expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled 'DEAD SPIDERS.' As if I hadn't always known it was there. As if I wouldn't want to look at dead spiders. — Adam Rex

One of the cool, chaste countries - Canada or Sweden. — John Updike

Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. — George M. Cohan

6So Moses gave a commandment, and they caused it to be proclaimed throughout the camp, saying, "Let neither man nor woman do any more work for the offering of the sanctuary." And the people were restrained from bringing, 7for the material they had was sufficient for all the work to be done - indeed too much. — Anonymous

I eat apples whole, seeds and all ... yes, like a horse. — Trevor Donovan

I think we all make our own families, whether they're comprised of blood relations or friends. Some people are lucky and love their families. Others aren't. But whom we spend time with is always a choice. Including our pets. — Jane Cleland

No matter what we have heard or read about a country, it is our own feeling that counts. — Dulce Rodrigues

I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out. — Jessica Alba

Even your pure intention might disturb comfort zone of others. — Toba Beta

To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure ... — Odo Of Cluny

It wasn't like I was expecting Senior year to be some amazing experience. If anything, I was prepared for it to be pretty much a letdown. Everyone would be looking ahead to college and getting sick of seeing the same faces we've been looking at for the last three years. — Jenny O'Connell