Avb Funny Quotes & Sayings

I've dodged so many bullets. Not just because of unsafe sex, but because of the amount of drugs I did, the amount of alcohol, the amount of work I was doing. I started the Elton John AIDS Foundation because I got so lucky. — Elton John

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. — Christopher Walken

People wear shorts to the Broadway theater. There should be a law against that. — Stanley Tucci

Working at a startup to make a lot of money was never a thing, and that's why I decided to just finish up school. That was way more important for me. — Kevin Systrom

Our own body is the best health system we have-if we know how to listen to it. — Christiane Northrup

I read "Pride and Prejudice" [by Jane Austen]. I was gobsmacked by it - it's so funny and so modern. Unbelievable. You don't expect funny to come through after 200 years - humor doesn't transcend decades, let alone centuries. — Julie Walters

Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse, he opens his mouth and tears me down even further. I'm starting to believe that my time with Jackson Stone will leave me even more damaged than I ever thought possible. — Anonymous

There is no future in it, Will Henry," he said pensively. "The future belongs to science. The fate of our species will be determined by the likes of Edison and Tesla, not Wordsworth or Whitman. The poets will lie upon the shores of Babylon and weep, poisoned by the fruit that grows from the ground where the Muses' corpses rot. The poets' voices will be drowned out by the gears of progress. I foresee the day when all sentiment is reduced to a chemical equation in our brains - hope, faith, even love - their exact locations pinned down and mapped out, so we may point to it and say, 'Here, in this region of our cerebral cortex, lies the soul.' — Rick Yancey

In person I don't have that many friends. I'm a pretty tight-knit guy with the people that I know. Offline, I have no more than four or five friends. — Tom Anderson

This is where I live.
- I wonder if you still love me? — Marina Tsvetaeva

I think Hellblazer is quite unique. In a comic world dominated by American characters (nothing wrong with that per se) Constantine was unashamedly British. A certain kind of miserablist British — Peter Milligan

don't look up to them, look into them — Andy Cope

Survival is the least of my desires. — Dorothy Allison

If you're going to have to beg them to play, it's not going to work. — Chuck Daly

There are those who reason well, but they are greatly outnumbered by those who reason badly. — Galileo Galilei