Automattic Jobs Quotes & Sayings

The nurses in Willow Glen didn't try to prevent death. But they did try to guide you to die in the right way. Because if you died from something you weren't supposed to die from, families became suspicious. — Nathan Hill

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. — Garrison Keillor

It's Unfair to be fair
Because Life is unfair — Farley Maglaya

The choices politicians make must be based on values - not an arbitrary, axe-wielding approach to public spending or a dismal exchange between Gordon Brown and David Cameron about percentages that sounds like an argument between different book-keepers. — Nick Clegg

Well, I thought the deal was, when you went to work for the government you weren't supposed to make money! — Joe Biden

When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity. — Cedric Nye

George Bush is trying to play it both ways. — Mark Shields

Press Freedom will never be under threat in South Africa for as long as the ANC is the majority party — Nelson Mandela

Everyone dies without understanding anything. Thats the way the world works, after all. — Yusuke Kishi

A light snow, a snow so faint and small-bodied that it seems nothing more than a manifestation of the cold. — James Salter

You don't build your character by doing what everybody else is doing. — Carlos Ghosn

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. — Mitch Hedberg

It's cool cause my sister is older than me and we went to the same high school, so by the time I got to high school, I got the lowdown on all the teachers and everything. — Zooey Deschanel