Autocorrects Quotes & Sayings

Addiction is a disease - a treatable disease - and it needs to be understood. — Nora D. Volkow

It was important to me to find a label that wouldn't back out after a first single. Everyone's so used to hearing me with Hootie, they're going to be skeptical. — Darius Rucker

Every writing session after this realization, I dedicated five minutes (sometimes more, never less) and wrote out a quick description of what I was going to write that day. — Rachel Aaron

This demonstrates the novel truth - that great events have incalculable consequences. — Victor Hugo

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them — Andy Borowitz

Shaped a little like a loaf of French country bread, our brain is a crowded chemistry lab, bustling with nonstop neural conversations. Imagine the brain, that shiny mound of being, that mouse-gray parliament of cells, that dream factory, that petit tyrant inside a ball of bone, that huddle of neurons calling all the plays, that little everywhere, that fickle pleasuredome, that wrinkled wardrobe of selves stuffed into the skull like too many clothes into a gym bag. - Diane Ackerman — Ray Kurzweil

As falls the dew on quenchless sands, blood only serves to wash ambition's hands. — Lord Byron

There are so many mistakes you can learn only by making them yourself. There is no substitute for experience. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

I was into opera as a kid - I'd play 'Carmen' and sing and dance. My mom signed me up for a theater group before preschool, and I never looked back. — Nina Arianda

Anyone can ask questions," said Mr. Wonka. "It's the answers that count. — Roald Dahl

I stood there feeling nowhere. — Richard Matheson

For some reason when I type the word "love" in my iPad it keeps autocorrecting to "live". I find it oddly profound. My ipad IS. My iPad is ZEN:
"Only the iPad that autocorrects can write the true thing. — Annastacia Dickerson

The trick to surviving with low funds is to not have such high standards. — Simon Rich

Yes, but she's a nice crazy," Callie said. "Mine's just crazy crazy. And I'm the one who sent her out into the world with my technology knowledge in the first place. I've created a monster." "Did you see what she's been doing on Tumblr?" "Oh, God," Callie said. "I'm afraid to ask." "She's blogging daily naughty autocorrects. — Jill Shalvis

The Graveyard of the Atlantic exhibit reflects the aquarium's proximity to the state's Outer Banks, where thousands of ships have run aground over the centuries. Divers in the exhibit carry on a conversation with visitors outside the tank. — John Grant

Iraq will not allow any action on its soil that could harm the U.S. We don't want any action from our soil to target our neighbors. — Ahmed Chalabi