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Civilization is a conspiracy. Modern life is the silent compact of comfortable folk to keep up pretences. — John Buchan

There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human. — James Joyce

I would have thought he would be there out of just plain curiosity. It was incredible that he was missing. — James Kirkwood

Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the late twentieth century. — Leonard Nimoy

They stared at each other and then, at last, Kai closed his eyes and nodded his head, just once. The estates would always win. — Diana Peterfreund

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part. — Maria Bamford

It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed. — Larry Wall

It will be well to advert to the proportion between the objects that will require a federal provision in respect to revenue; and those which will require a state provision. We shall discover that the former are altogether unlimited; and that the latter are circumscribed within very moderate bounds. — Alexander Hamilton

Drugs, what a devil-inspired poison! It's death on the installment plan. — David Wilkerson

No Queen with a frozen heart is fit to rule any country. — L. Frank Baum

My stomach squirms like worms (in a good way) just thinking about him. And I reckon when love's in short supply, you know it all the more when it finds you. — Emily Murdoch

Your environment defines you. — Steven Magee