Australian Election Funny Quotes & Sayings

I had a low image of myself because I was brought up in the deep Depression. — S. Truett Cathy

You don't realize how much a dog's presence defines the contours of your home until, in its absence, the walls seem to relocate themselves. — Meghan Daum

Following rulers instead of prophets, the wicked can rule you, but the knowledge can stop it. — Kool Moe Dee

The upward revision of import duty, from 1 per cent to over 4 per cent on steam coal imports, will adversely impact the industry, as it will lead to increase in cost of power generation. — Gautam Adani

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

You have to see and meet God in this life.
Don't let this life go by and miss discovering the Supreme One.
You will find him inside as your constant being.
Pray: Holy mother, holy father, holy spirit,
don't give me the illusion that even one second belongs to me.
All is you. I, also, am you and yours.
For only like this does your life stand the chance to be miraculous. — Mooji

It's up to you." He reached across the front seat and grabbed her hand. "It's always up to you." He drew her hand to his lips and pressed a soft kiss into her palm. — Robyn Carr

If you want to get unpaid media coverage, you had better be quotable. It's an interesting problem, because very few candidates are quotable. — Roger Ailes

Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls. — Daniel Tosh

The child is both a hope and a promise for mankind. — Maria Montessori

Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. — Oscar Wilde

Social media has taken over in America to such an extreme that to get my own kids to look back a week in their history is a miracle, let alone 100 years. — Steven Spielberg